So... I'm currently hiding in a closet with my wife's laptop, shying away from the constant screaming of my baby girl... How come when someone told me parenthood wouldn't be easy I ignored them? My son is easy... extremely easy... he keeps quiet and is always happy, never demanding anything except what is needed... my daughter on the other hand is constantly screaming (as stated before) for attention... not that I mind it because I love her... but she always seems to want that attention when I want rest... If I could get 2 hours of uninterrupted sleep life would be worth living... but, at 23 years old, I have gray hair... and not just a few strands either... a whole chunk of gray hair... Now, can one of you please explain to me the secret of parenthood? Or at least give me a hint? Please? Bitte? Por favor? S'il vous plait?

1. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother & father's middle name)
Annetta Nicholis

2. NASCAR NAME: (first name of your mother's dad, father's dad)
Adolfo Frederich

3. STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)
Newan

4. DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)
Blue Ostrich

5. SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
Stephen Oristano

6. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd fav color, fav drink, add "THE" to the beginning)
The Orange Milk

7. FLY NAME: (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)
Anan

8. GANGSTA NAME: (fav ice cream flavor, fav cookie)
Rocky Road Sugar

9. PORN NAME: (name of your fav perfume/cologne, fav candy)
Calvin Klein Butterfingers

Your boy side

(x) You love hoodies.
(x) You love jeans
(x) Dogs are better than cats.
(x) It's hilarious when people get hurt.
(x) You've played with/against boys on a team.
() Shopping is torture.
() Sad movies suck.
(x) You own an X-Box.
(x) Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
(x) At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
(x) You own a DS, PS2 or Sega.(all three)
(x) You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
(x) You watch sports on TV.
(x) Gory movies are cool. -sometimes
(x) You go to your dad for advice.
(x) You own like a trillion baseball caps.
(x) You like going to football games.
() You used to/do collect baseball cards.
(x) Baggy pants are cool to wear.
(x) It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
(x) Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
(x) you love to go crazy and not care what people think.
(x) Sports are fun.
(x) Talk with food in your mouth.
(x) Wear boxers.(i have like 4...

22 points

YOUR GIRL SIDE.
() You wear lip gloss.
(x) You love to shop
() You wear eyeliner.(sometimes..but if im forced to )
(x) You have some of the same shirts in different colors.
(x) You wear the color pink.
(x) Go to your mom for advice.
(x You consider cheerleading a sport.
( ) You hate wearing the color black.
(x) You like hanging out at the mall
(x) You like getting manicures and/or pedicures
() You like wearing jewelry
() Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe
() Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
() You don't like the movie Star Wars.
() You are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance.
(x) It takes you around 1 hour to shower, get dressed, and put on make-up and accessories.(shower and change >.>
() You smile a lot more than you should.
(x) You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
(x) You care about what you look like.(eh sometimes)
( )You like wearing dresses when you can.
(x)You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne
() You wear girl underwear.(uhhh yah?)
() Used to play with dolls as little kid.
() Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy of it.
() Like taking pictures of yourself with your cell phone/camera when you're bored.

total:
11

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1. The age you will be on your next birthday: 22
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2. A place you'd like to travel: Ireland
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3. Your favorite place: Kitchen
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4. Your favorite object: My drumsticks
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5. Favorite food: ITALIAN
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This is a funny pic
6. Your favorite animal: Bison (don't ask)
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7. Your favorite color: Blue
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8. The town/state/etc. in which you live: Oristano, Italy
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9. Name of past pet: Cosimo
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lol it's my pic!!!
10. A dream come true: To be an expert on Napoleon Bonaparte
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11. Your nickname/screenname: Drew
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LOL
12. Middle name: Stephen
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13. Favorite Smell: Caramel *shrug*
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14. Bad habit of yours: I tug my ear O.o
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15. Your first job: Burger King XD
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16. Favourite Movie: American Pie Band Camp X3
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Couldn't find a nother one
17. What are you doing right now? Listening to Disturbed
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18. Whats The Weather Like? It's Colorado...
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19. Favourite Sport: Lacorosse
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20. Favourite Music/Style/Band: Panic! At the Disco
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